Xanga Post: Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Number of customers so far today determined to rip open my throat open and suck the blood from my body: 3 (but it’s only 12:00)

Number of customers who actually realise that we are actually humans, not robots with phones built in to our ears: 2

Number of people who have started and quite since I started working here: 2

Number of people starting work here this week: 2

How long I think they’ll last: 1 day