Castle Vanian Halloween Special: Top 5 Creature Features

The funniest and most entertaining movie on this list, Lake
Placid features a killer crocodile that’s got local authorities way out of
their depths trying to figure out how he ended up in Maine. (Not the actual Lake
Placid, which is a little weird.) A broken-hearted palaeontologist and hot-shot
mythology professor fly in to help out – which is when things get interesting.

And snarky. Very, very snarky.

Lake Placid stands out because of the rapport between
its supporting characters. It’s so good you forget that you’re supposed to be
paying attention to the budding romance going on with the main characters.

Oh, and don’t forget the legend that is Betty White (who
absolutely steals every scene she’s in.)

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Wondra’s Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jay’s Rating:  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

4. Godzilla (1998)

You can’t make a list of monster movies without including
the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla. We knew our list would include one
of the many King Kong movies, so the hard part was deciding which one.

Like many that came before and many that yet to come, the
1998 Godzilla is as much action movie as it is horror. It stars unlikely
action hero, Matthew Broderick, as a scientist who teams up with acting legend and
bad ass Frenchman, Jean Reno. It feels almost like a buddy cop romp when those
two team up, with a little mayhem on the side.

This version of Godzilla is a favourite here at Castle
Vanian because of its resemblance to long-dead dinosaurs. It’s remarkably
believable, considering it’s a giant freaking monster and the end of the movie
is satisfyingly twisted.

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Wondra’s Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jay’s Rating:  ⭐⭐⭐⭐

3. Gremlins (1984)

Remember that rule about focusing on a single creature? That
doesn’t apply to this week’s Wild Card movie, Gremlins. You’ll
notice that it’s also a Christmas movie and heavy on the comedy. We discussed
all of these things at length. The verdict?

It’s our list and we’ll do what we damned well please.

You’d have to have been living under a rock for the last (almost)
forty years to not know what Gremlins is but, for those of you
who’ve recently rejoined humanity…

This one is about a man who buys his son an exotic pet and gives
him a very specific set of instructions for caring for said pet – which the kid
accidentally ignores. The gremlin (Mogwai) duplicates, the resulting duplicates
mutate, duplicate some more, then go on a rampage through town.

It’s a lot more fun than it sounds.

Gremlins has kind of gotten a reputation in recent
years as a family film but it’s quite a dark, nasty film. There are some
surprisingly nasty death scenes (the gremlins get it worse than the humans)
that make it worthy of any horror list.

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Wondra’s Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jay’s Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

King Kong is another monster that had an instant spot on
this list of Creature Features. Again, the hard part was picking from some very
good Kong movies. We picked the 2005 King Kong because it’s a slick
masterpiece. The casting, sets, costuming, and script are spot on and time
appropriate. And Kong…

Kong is frighteningly believable. If you saw that thing on a
news report, rather than at the cinema, you’d 100% believe it was real. Then
shit yourself.

The best part about this King Kong movie is the way it pulls
at your heart strings. It makes you root for Kong in a way that no other
version has so, when the inevitable ending comes, it breaks your heart that
much harder.

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Wondra’s Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jay’s Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

What can I say about the classic, Jaws, that hasn’t
been said a million times before (sometimes by people cleverer than me?)

You’ve got a cop who hates water but lives on an island, a
young expert on sharks no one wants to listen to, and a weathered old sea
captain with a tale for every scar who team up to take out a shark that’s
terrorizing locals.

They were made for each other, weren’t they?

Jaws was the movie that changed the game for
Spielberg and scared beachgoers out of the water. It’s had a lasting impact on both
the shark populations and the horror community.

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Wondra’s Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jay’s Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐